Folks who love Unix have a habit of attaching a fortune cookie along with their signatures. I was missing it when using MS Outlook. So, I figured out a way to get the fortune cookie attached to MS Outlook signature.
1) Install QLiner Quotes Software.
2) Download QLiner_fortune.
This is a modified version of fortune database for use along with QLiner software.
* Removed all Offensive Cookies. Most often we use MS-Outlook at Office. I don't wish anyone to get fired, but again, if you get fired due to some fortune cookie, I am not responsible.
* Only quotes less than 100 characters are included. Long quotes are bad.
*There is lame program oneliners.py which I wrote to convert to fortune database files to suit the QLiner. Modify it and use it, if you wish.
3) Go to C:\Program File\QLiner\Quotes\files
4) Remove the existing files (or keep them if you would wish to) and copy the files from the QLiner_fortune to this directory.
5) Use the Configuration Wizard to choose your interest.
There you go!
"I don't know, " said the voice on the PA, "apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all. "
